The other day I had to go to the PX with my husband. Now the PX is never a glamorous place and not gonna lie I was pretty buzzed so it's kind of shocking I kept my mouth shut. You know we were purchasing the usual, plants for the aquarium, lip gloss, Glamour magazine, etc. So the next step in this trip was to find a good line to wait in....
We chose lane 18. What a good decision. The cashier looks at me and I look at her. And this is what I see
Minus the chinstraps. She had a full mustache and emo hair.
Some how I got through the ordeal with out getting myself kicked out of the PX or laughing. The key was to not look at the Barbarian. Even though he was not as amused as I was.
Can you imagine what the rest of her body looks like if just her face is that hairy? I shudder at the thought.
But seriously if I was a chick with a major mustache I would shave/wax the thing. Then again it was about 4:30 pm so it could have just been her 5 o'clock shadow. If that is the case she needs to tell my little brother the secret of growing such a thick 'stache.
No but really I hope the reason she is working at the PX is to make extra money to save up for laser hair removal.

oh man, the Barnes and Noble in Jacksonville as this bearded woman. It's horrible..
ReplyDeleteGood to know I'm not the only one who wonders about the "carpet" when the facial situation is out of control like that. The world see's your face and you don't care enough to keep that in check, what does the rest of it look like? YIKES!
ReplyDeleteSexy. Mmm hmm.
ReplyDeleteI think I know the person you are talking about.
ReplyDeletehaha michelle, i'm sure you have seen her! it was my first time seeing her though... odd.
ReplyDeleteOmg how can she not do something about that? That's just gross. But maybe she is just in the process of becoming a he lol. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteI am proud of you that you didn't mention any waxing or laser hair removal sources to IT. I, on the other hand, clearly would not have been able to refrain.
ReplyDeleteLOL we are so proud of you!
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